5680 Greatest Quotes About You
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I believe in superstitions. You don't talk about a child who hasn't been born.
It never bothered me when people would say, 'You only win championships because you're playing with Shaq.' It bothered me when he said it.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.
Sometimes you wake up the next morning after making a lot of bad decisions and have this nonchalant reaction like, 'These Things Happen' - what can I say?
The less you know, the more you believe.
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.
You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.
When you think of the sort of things that happen when a genocide happens, it's again not people who are intrinsically evil.
I want people to feel like they can do anything.
When a person really desires something, all the universe conspires to help that person to realize his dream.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working.
It is necessary to fall in love... if only to provide an alibi for all the random despair you are going to feel anyway.
Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player.
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked ones are left standing.
If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.
I don't like the whole off-and-on thing. I don't like 'taking a break.' Either you're with me, or you're not. And that's how I kind of deal.
Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.
The major value in life is not what you get. The major value in life is what you become.
The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.
I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
You can't base your life on other people's expectations.
Education is indoctrination if you're white - subjugation if you're black.
You don't know whether chimps are going to kill you or kiss you. They're very open on some levels and much more evil in a certain way.
I'm somebody who constantly wants to challenge himself, evolve, and grow. Because if you don't, you fade. You become stagnant.
I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it.
Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead.
When things get really bad, just raise your glass and stamp your feet and do a little jig. That's about all you can do.
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.
How strange when an illusion dies. It's as though you've lost a child.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
When one door is closed, don't you know, another is open.
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
If you don't believe what other people believe, then they'll accuse you of being nihilistic.
Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.
You can't comfort the afflicted with afflicting the comfortable.
No matter how busy you are, you must take time to make the other person feel important.
Mary Kay Ash
Gentleness doesn't get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs.
Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.
As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.
Henry David Thoreau
When you're happy at home, you can make a lot of things happen.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
I wish I could just hug you all, but I'm not gonna.