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64 Greatest Quotes About Laugh


We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. Charles Bukowski
I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. William James
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh. Douglas Adams
If we can laugh, fine. And if we’ve got to cry, we’ve got to cry. Charles Bukowski
If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. Martin Luther
I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all. . Abraham Lincoln
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? Jane Austen
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily. LeBron James
Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her feelings appear what they were not. It was necessary to laugh, when she would rather have cried. Jane Austen
Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh. Will Ferrell
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. Will Rogers
There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or which finds us first. We are always ripe and ready to be taken. Charles Bukowski
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. Billy Joel
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. Niels Bohr
Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years it was a splendid laugh! Charles Dickens
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. Bob Hope
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. Bill Nye
I'm not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh. Morgan Freeman
I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. Baruch Spinoza
To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity. William Arthur Ward
The best way to treat obstacles is to use them as stepping-stones. Laugh at them, tread on them, and let them lead you to something better. Enid Blyton
Never be ashamed of what you feel. You have the right to feel any emotion that you want, and to do what makes you happy. That's my life motto. Demi Lovato
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at. Richard Pryor
Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself. Khalil Gibran
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused. Shirley MacLaine
When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely. Margaret Atwood
I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. Kurt Vonnegut
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. Jay Leno
The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to weep, somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh. Samuel Beckett
Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present themselves. Halle Berry
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh. Dane Cook
I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes. Abby Wambach
She let out a laugh, and then she put her hand over her mouth, like she was angry at herself for forgetting her sadness. Jonathan Safran Foer
I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep. Bette Davis
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. Red Skelton
It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh. Malcolm Muggeridge
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh. Dane Cook
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. Richard Pryor
As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark. Jeff Dunham
A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority. Graham Greene
The best book, like the best speech, will do it all - make us laugh, think, cry and cheer - preferably in that order. Madeleine Albright
If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane, If we weren't all crazy we would go insane. Jimmy Buffett
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. Joan Rivers
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest. Demetri Martin
I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh. Richard Simmons
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. Lenny Bruce
As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh. Melissa McCarthy