42 Greatest Quotes About Dogs

The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest. Martin Luther
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. Aldous Huxley
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. John Steinbeck
Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like dogs peeing on fire hydrants. Margaret Atwood
Everything I know, I learned from dogs. Nora Roberts
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Will Rogers
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. Mark Twain
I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source. Doris Day
Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer. Dean Koontz
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. Orhan Pamuk
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished. Dean Koontz
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog. Carrie Underwood
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. James Thurber
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. Robert Louis Stevenson
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's. Mark Twain
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. Woodrow Wilson
Every dog must have his day. Jonathan Swift
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. Jack London
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. Bill Murray
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me. Barack Obama
I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Abraham Lincoln
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain
The dogs with the loudest bark are the ones that are most afraid. Norman Reedus
I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it. Cesar Millan
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. James Thurber
You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. Kate DiCamillo
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man. Mark Twain
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. Johnny Depp
You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that! Dave Barry
The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down. Gordon Korman
It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor. Kate DiCamillo
What am I supposed to haul my dogs around in, a Rolls-Royce? Sam Walton
Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies. Steven Tyler
DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship. Ambrose Bierce