Robin Williams

Actor. Comedian. Singer

July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014

July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014

Actor. Comedian. Singer


69 Greatest Quotes By Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. Robin Williams
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. Robin Williams
I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken. Robin Williams
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. Robin Williams
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. Robin Williams
There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there. Robin Williams
Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person. Robin Williams
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! Robin Williams
In America they really do mythologise people when they die. Robin Williams
The things we fear the most have already happened to us. Robin Williams
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. Robin Williams
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. Robin Williams
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. Robin Williams
There are no rules. Just follow your heart. Robin Williams
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. Robin Williams
There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for. Robin Williams
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task. Robin Williams
I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing. Robin Williams
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'. Robin Williams
Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong. Robin Williams
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget. Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all. Robin Williams
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets. Robin Williams
I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops. Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams
There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot. Robin Williams
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death. Robin Williams
Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves. Robin Williams
I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal. Robin Williams
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures. Robin Williams
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to. Robin Williams
An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them. Robin Williams
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. Robin Williams
If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing. Robin Williams
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings. Robin Williams
If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there. Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. Robin Williams
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole.". Robin Williams
I think 'Dead Poets' was probably my favorite, just to get started with the idea of doing a movie that people treated as more than a movie. Robin Williams
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. Robin Williams
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. Robin Williams
If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem. Robin Williams
Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT! Robin Williams
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter. Robin Williams
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. Robin Williams
Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Does it hit me hard? Oh yeah. Robin Williams
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. Robin Williams
If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference. Robin Williams